HoliDON'T.. seriously.. just don't..

So it's that day again.. That horrible awful day.. That meaningless consumer driven holiday is once again upon us..

 Obviously Valentines Day is not muh fave.. in fact it ranks somewhere below Flag Day on the scale of importance..& it's not just because i'm 'single'.. future Mr. DeCoria, i will always hate this day.. congrats you're off the hook

 YET due to me being the thoughtful person I am I have devised a blog post FULL of only the BEST valentines to help make this day more bearable..

I don't know what it is about this^^^ but it speaks to me..

and lord knows that's a LOT

 for all of us.. I scratch your back.. I scratch MY back..?? whatev's, backs get scratched..

For all you German folk in need of some love today.. (I bet you did NAZI that coming)

if you're wondering, the answer is yes, my puns DO crack me up..

is my narcissism showing??

a little walter white action..

on this day I ask of you.. have the courage.. to touch that butt!

a modern take on an old classic..

 

for my AARP peeps.. holla..

oh nala.. he'd be LION if he said he didn't want to..

patience my comrade.. patience..

not sure if this borderlines on prostitution

some love for the fellas

keep telling yourself that Nappy..

Go USA (also you cant tell me that Russia is not the most terrifying place to host the Olympics in the history of ever.. also it probably smells like soup.. & oppression)

I HAD to throw this one in here.. because my Grandma is Peggy.. Peggy you slut;)

how can you say no that face??

 

And finally to finish it off, I have a message for the younger crowd.. aka Everyone under the age of 15..

you know its true..stop being turd jockeys

 

 

we out..