ALL ABOUT DAD:: 2014 Edition
MY DAD IS FUNNY BECAUSE: i'm not that funny
MY DAD THINKS I AM FUNNY WHEN:
MY DAD IS ______ YEARS OLD: 51
HIS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS: right now?? crossfit I guess.. OH YA & I LOVE HANGING OUTWITH MY BABIES
HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS: blue
MY DADS JOB IS: cpBORING
HIS FAVORITE THING TO EAT: sushi
HE IS REALLY GOOD AT: making daughters that birth me really cute grandbabies
MY DAD LOVES WHEN I: OBEY...ME!!
MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS: what the hell
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT MY DAD IS:
MY DAD IS SMART BECAUSE HE KNOWS: not to anger Roxie
MY DADS FAVORITE SPORT IS: it's either football or basketball.. probably basketball
MY DADS FAVORITE SONG: let it be - the beatles
MY DADS LEAST FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: flying standby
MY DADS FAVORITE DOG BREED: none
MY DADS LEAST FAVORITE DOG BREED: chiuhuahua.. or a boxer
MY DADS FAVORITE DESSERT: you know it's probably cherry cheesecake..
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BEN::
MY DAD IS FUNNY BECAUSE: dave dance
MY DAD THINKS I AM FUNNY WHEN: mmmm.. when I talk about ladies
MY DAD IS ______ YEARS OLD: 52
HIS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS: Hike.. & spend time with Olyvia
HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS: uhhhhh red
MY DADS JOB IS: CPA
HIS FAVORITE THING TO EAT: macaroni & tomatoes
HE IS REALLY GOOD AT: accounting
MY DAD LOVES WHEN I: grace him with my presence
MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS: 'hello this is Dave'
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT MY DAD IS: his green eyebrows
MY DAD IS SMART BECAUSE HE KNOWS: he knows all the wrong lyrics to every song ever written
MY DADS FAVORITE SPORT IS: uh it depends.. college basketball but he'll watch ANY sport
MY DADS FAVORITE SONG: American pie.. billy don't be a hero.
MY DADS LEAST FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: flying standby
MY DADS FAVORITE DOG BREED: a dead one
MY DADS LEAST FAVORITE DOG BREED: chiahuahua
MY DADS FAVORITE DESSERT: cherry pie
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BROOKE::
MY DAD IS FUNNY BECAUSE: uhhhhh... I don't know.. dads not really funny.. we only laugh at him because his laugh is wheezy & it's funny
MY DAD THINKS I AM FUNNY WHEN: I make fun of people
MY DAD IS ______ YEARS OLD: um.. he's 52.. no he'll be 52 on July 9th
HIS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS: crossfit now
HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS: blue
MY DADS JOB IS: an accountant.. cpa..
HIS FAVORITE THING TO EAT: pork chops
HE IS REALLY GOOD AT: everything
MY DAD LOVES WHEN I: ummm.. accomplish things
MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS: guess what I heard
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT MY DAD IS: too many things to count.. but his willingness to help people. his selflessness
MY DAD IS SMART BECAUSE HE KNOWS: all of his kids names
MY DADS FAVORITE SPORT IS: football
MY DADS FAVORITE SONG: anything by P!nk
MY DADS LEAST FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: the saab
MY DADS FAVORITE DOG BREED: none
MY DADS LEAST FAVORITE DOG BREED: tibbs
MY DADS FAVORITE DESSERT: cherry pie
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AMY::
MY DAD IS FUNNY BECAUSE: i'm his daughter.. i'm so funny that by proxy he MUST be funny
MY DAD THINKS I AM FUNNY WHEN: all the time.. i'm a hoot
MY DAD IS ______ YEARS OLD: 51
HIS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS: play with his grandbabies
HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS: blue
MY DADS JOB IS: a CPA
HIS FAVORITE THING TO EAT: Japanese food/sushi
HE IS REALLY GOOD AT: softball.. in basketball shoes
MY DAD LOVES WHEN I: give him athletic illegitimate grandchildren
MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS: that's gross man
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT MY DAD IS: he always thinks of others
MY DAD IS SMART BECAUSE HE KNOWS: how to live with copious females and NOT anger them.. mostly
MY DADS FAVORITE SPORT IS: any sport.. he loves even the loosest form of an athletic undertaking
MY DADS FAVORITE SONG: anything by queen
MY DADS LEAST FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: the saab..
MY DADS FAVORITE DOG BREED: a dead one
MY DADS LEAST FAVORITE DOG BREED: tibbs
MY DADS FAVORITE DESSERT: no bake-cheesecake.. or red vines licorice
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LYVIE::
MY DAD IS FUNNY BECAUSE: he has the best 'Dave Dance'
MY DAD THINKS I AM FUNNY WHEN: I argue
MY DAD IS ______ YEARS OLD: 51
HIS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS: hang out with his grandbabies
HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS: blue
MY DADS JOB IS: accountant
HIS FAVORITE THING TO EAT: chicken.. pork chops, my bad pork chops
HE IS REALLY GOOD AT: making macaroni & tomatoes
MY DAD LOVES WHEN I: don't argue
MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS: shut-up lyv..
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT MY DAD IS: he's a cool dude
MY DAD IS SMART BECAUSE HE KNOWS: math?? I don't know he's an accountant
MY DADS FAVORITE SPORT IS: football..actually it's probably basketball
MY DADS FAVORITE SONG: anything that he can incorrectly sing the lyrics to
MY DADS LEAST FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: flying.. standby
MY DADS FAVORITE DOG BREED: one that's outside.
MY DADS LEAST FAVORITE DOG BREED: one that's inside..
MY DADS FAVORITE DESSERT: cherry pie
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COLEY::
MY DAD IS FUNNY BECAUSE: dumpster dave.. also because he dave dances & wheezes when he laughs
MY DAD THINKS I AM FUNNY WHEN: I don't know, he likes to make fun of me
MY DAD IS ______ YEARS OLD: 52
HIS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS: play with gabe & ashey.. & occasionally caylo
HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS: chrome.. im just kidding.. blue
MY DADS JOB IS: super boring
HIS FAVORITE THING TO EAT: sushi
HE IS REALLY GOOD AT: making layups at state tournament basketball games
MY DAD LOVES WHEN I: have cute babies
MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS: DeCoria you piece of shit.. you want to tangle.. that's gross man
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT MY DAD IS: he's real coooooo
MY DAD IS SMART BECAUSE HE KNOWS: how to make lots of money
MY DADS FAVORITE SPORT IS: football
MY DADS FAVORITE SONG: anything by pink
MY DADS LEAST FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: flying..standby
MY DADS FAVORITE DOG BREED: LAB
MY DADS LEAST FAVORITE DOG BREED: boxer.. actually he would like a boxhuahua least..
MY DADS FAVORITE DESSERT: bread pudding..
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PHIL::
PHIL IS FUNNY BECAUSE: I AM JUST FUNNY
PHIL THINKS I AM FUNNY WHEN: I AM ALWAYS FUNNY
PHIL IS ______ YEARS OLD: 24
PHILS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS: WORKING ON ANYTHING WITH A MOTOR
PHILS FAVORITE COLOR IS: PURPLE
PHILS JOB IS: FATHER/HUSBAND/STUDENT
PHILS FAVORITE THING TO EAT: CHICKEN ENCHILADAS/BREAKFAST FOOD.
PHILS REALLY GOOD AT:BEING AN AWESOME DAD AND MECHANIC.
PHILLOVES WHEN I:MAKE HIM LAUGH
PHIL ALWAYS SAYS: IM AWESOME
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT PHIL IS: EVERYTHING, HE IS PERFECT
PHIL IS SMART BECAUSE HE KNOWS: EVERYTHING ABOUT MOTORS AND VEHICLES
PHILS FAVORITE SPORT IS:HOCKEY
PHILS FAVORITE SONG: SAD BUT TRUE
PHILS LEAST FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: WALKING
PHILS FAVORITE DOG BREED: IRISH WOLFHOUND
PHILS LEAST FAVORITE DOG BREED: CHI....CHUE....TIBBS
PHILS FAVORITE DESSERT:STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE AND ICE CREAM.
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BEN::
PHIL IS FUNNY BECAUSE: he's gay
PHIL THINKS I AM FUNNY WHEN: I call him gay
PHIL IS ______ YEARS OLD: gay
PHILS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS: gay
PHILS FAVORITE COLOR IS: gay
PHILS JOB IS: gay
PHILS FAVORITE THING TO EAT: gay
PHILS REALLY GOOD AT: gay
PHIL LOVES WHEN I: say he's gay
PHIL ALWAYS SAYS: i'm gay
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT PHIL IS: he came out & is proud
PHIL IS SMART BECAUSE HE KNOWS: all the lyrics to every Elton john song ever written
PHILS FAVORITE SPORT IS: he doesn't really like any sport in particular.. he just likes a lot of balls..
PHILS FAVORITE SONG: i'm stuck in the closet - r. kelly
PHILS LEAST FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: his feet
PHILS FAVORITE DOG BREED: a gay one
PHILS LEAST FAVORITE DOG BREED: a not gay one
PHILS FAVORITE DESSERT: fudge.. or a banana.
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BROOKE::
PHIL IS FUNNY BECAUSE: phil isn't funny
PHIL THINKS I AM FUNNY WHEN: I fart
PHIL IS ______ YEARS OLD: 23
PHILS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS: anything car related
PHILS FAVORITE COLOR IS: camo
PHILS JOB IS: ummm.. school
PHILS FAVORITE THING TO EAT: aunt stella's fudge
PHILS REALLY GOOD AT: being a dad
PHIL LOVES WHEN I: take gabe in the morning so he doesn't have to wake up
PHIL ALWAYS SAYS: stupid jokes
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT PHIL IS: how much he loves Coley
PHIL IS SMART BECAUSE HE KNOWS: not to fart on his sister Brooke cause she'd punch him in the face
PHILS FAVORITE SPORT IS: soccer
PHILS FAVORITE SONG: radioactive
PHILS LEAST FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: walking
PHILS FAVORITE DOG BREED: jake
PHILS LEAST FAVORITE DOG BREED: tibbs
PHILS FAVORITE DESSERT: anything & everything
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AMY::
PHIL IS FUNNY BECAUSE: phil is never funny
PHIL THINKS I AM FUNNY WHEN: phil always thinks im funny
PHIL IS ______ YEARS OLD: 24
PHILS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS: anything that could be put into a 'redneck handbook'
PHILS FAVORITE COLOR IS: purple
PHILS JOB IS: get good grades, to get a good career, to make good money
PHILS FAVORITE THING TO EAT: anything that falls into the realm of 'breakfast'
PHILS REALLY GOOD AT: stairs
PHIL LOVES WHEN I: cropdust him
PHIL ALWAYS SAYS: oh come on guys that was funny
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT PHIL IS: he is exceptionally laidback & is never mean.. well to anyone but me
PHIL IS SMART BECAUSE HE KNOWS: how to lose 30 lbs of fat & gain 40 lbs of muscle
PHILS FAVORITE SPORT IS: hockey
PHILS FAVORITE SONG: anything from Justin bieber.. beliebe it
PHILS LEAST FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: running
PHILS FAVORITE DOG BREED: irish wolfhound
PHILS LEAST FAVORITE DOG BREED: tibbs..
PHILS FAVORITE DESSERT: ice cream
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LYVIE::
PHIL IS FUNNY BECAUSE: he's fat
PHIL THINKS I AM FUNNY WHEN: I don't know
PHIL IS ______ YEARS OLD: 24
PHILS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS: look at cars on KSL
PHILS FAVORITE COLOR IS: green?
PHILS JOB IS: going to school.. he doesn't have a job.. he's a lazy hobo
PHILS FAVORITE THING TO EAT: cereal
PHILS REALLY GOOD AT: being a faggot
PHIL LOVES WHEN I: kick him in the face
PHIL ALWAYS SAYS: oh come on that was funny
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT PHIL IS: is this a trick question?
PHIL IS SMART BECAUSE HE KNOWS: stuff about cars
PHILS FAVORITE SPORT IS: he doesn't watch sports
PHILS FAVORITE SONG: shitty screamo.. not the good screamo the bad screamo
PHILS LEAST FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: walking
PHILS FAVORITE DOG BREED: a hound or something
PHILS LEAST FAVORITE DOG BREED: tibbs
PHILS FAVORITE DESSERT: strawberry shortcake
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COLEY::
PHIL IS FUNNY BECAUSE: because he is goofy & 90% of the time he doesn't know what hes talking about.. 95%
PHIL THINKS I AM FUNNY WHEN: I get frusterated & swear
PHIL IS ______ YEARS OLD: 22.. 24 what the hell
PHILS FAVORITE THING TO DO IS: hang out with his ladies & his babies
PHILS FAVORITE COLOR IS: purple
PHILS JOB IS: being a dad
PHILS FAVORITE THING TO EAT: chicken enchiladas
PHILS REALLY GOOD AT: car stuff.. being a dad
PHIL LOVES WHEN I: make chicken enchiladas
PHIL ALWAYS SAYS: come on guys that was funny
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT PHIL IS: he's like a puppy
PHIL IS SMART BECAUSE HE KNOWS: a lot of stuff
PHILS FAVORITE SPORT IS: soccer
PHILS FAVORITE SONG: something gay
PHILS LEAST FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: walking
PHILS FAVORITE DOG BREED: irish wolfhound
PHILS LEAST FAVORITE DOG BREED: chiahuahua
PHILS FAVORITE DESSERT: ice cream.. no strawberry shortcake with strawberries & whip cream.
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